January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
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Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
We don’t celebrate New Year’s here; we celebrate another year of FREEDOM
I don’t have any New Year’s resolutions.
I’m already FREE.
me : honey im home
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me : oh i forgot he's on tour
December 2011
That awkward moment when there's nothing exciting...
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
When you drive by tall buildings
Anything over the word "free" is expensive
Have you ever walked into your room and you're...
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't... →
It’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia.
When your teachers extends a due date
Parents aren't home on a friday night
normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”